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Sausage-Anonymous

A self-help program for the chronically addicted, based on nothing more than a need to (appear to) lead a quasi-normal life!

Where your addiction is in the hands of your fellow addicts...

We base our program on the following steps:

1. You have to accept the fact that you have an addiction.
2. You have to want to change how you live with your addiction.
3. You have to be willing to help others with their addictions.

Sausage-Anonymous makes no attempt to help you quit eating sausages. To the contrary, we are here to help you feel proud of this addiction!

Sausages are a natural defense against the on-going tide of life's hard knocks and the continual aging process! So 'Live Live to the Fullest!' and have more of Werner's fine handmade sausages.

We're here for you!

Weekly meetings of Sausage-Anonymous proudly sponsored by

Werner's Specialty Meats, Wernerswurst.com.